- ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY FULL
- ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY PLUS
- ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY FREE
And, since we're all gay now, we can live up to the slogan, "make love not war." Furthermore, it’s okay for those soldiers to put down their guns. Because as a part of Jones’ theory, that’s what happens when soldiers (and frogs) turn gay.
ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY FREE
Instead of killing foreigners to pillage their land for natural resources, those soldiers would be free to just sit around talking about comic books, and Xbox, and tool belts, and comparing your tools, and other guys stuff, and drive around in their Humvee and when you're all done, hop in the back seat and do what comes natural. The reality is that he would have no more disagreements with his wife, and it could be the beginning of a new utopia, not just for Jones, but for everyone, everywhere.
If we were to play out Jones’ thinking to the conclusion he is suggesting- It’s only “bad” in his mind because of his religious convictions- which we know aren’t convictions at all, since his divorce proceedings revealed that “Alex Jones” is nothing but a performance-art character. I understand that it is a mighty big *if.* I am simply following through with Jones’ assertion. What if… What if Alex Jones was right? What if we could bring world peace through the spread of homosexuality? I’m not trying to make an argument as to the intrinsic nature of sexuality, or if it is truly possible- since the idea that you can just switch someone’s sexuality through science is a dangerous notion. What if it were true? I think it would be kind of awesome. And Alex Jones' “proof” that this is going on is that the chemicals have seeped into the water and it is turning the frogs gay.
ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY FULL
The theory goes that if you jack up the troops full of military-grade-axe-body spray with a secret “gay” ingredient, that soldiers in the the battlefield, instead of killing the enemy will want to get it on- sexually- with each other- during combat. According to Jones, they have used it not only on Iraq, but on our troops as well. The classic is, “gay frogs.” He says the Pentagon tested a "gay bomb" on Iraq, which is some kind of device which sprays chemical pheromones everywhere.
ALEX JONES THE FROGS ARE GAY PLUS
Where is it coming from? It's like he's taking everything and the kitchen sink plus the kitchen sink's kitchen sink and just throwing all this garbage at the wall to see if it sticks… He's built a media empire, so he's got a whole a legion of underling minions who they've hired to scoop up all these these weird ideas that are floating around on the Internet- and then they plug Alex into the Alex Jones matrix machine which slushes all these theories in his brain like a ninja fruit juicer, and then he takes the contents and spews it out of his mouth. Alex Jones is essentially suggesting a conspiracy to put a rapist semen in your yogurt. if Alex Jones is right, it begs the question: What is the evil-super-genius motivation behind hiring rapists to work at your yogurt factory? The implication- I guess- is that the company's founder needed sexual deviants to add a little something special to the special sauce.
It's totally bogus, and there's nothing funny about it. But before doing so, the headline on his Twitter was "Idaho yogurt maker caught importing migrant rapists." So, Hamdi Ulukaya, the Kurdish founder of the company, had his phones ringing off the hook with death threats, because Alex Jones claims this guy in Idaho is hiring rapist gang members from other countries to make yogurt. That latest is his apology tour was to Chobani yogurt. Of course in doing so he's also passing on the blame to someone else. At which point, Jones announced that he had a confession to make- that all of his Y2K scare claims back in the 90s were bullshit- and they were forced upon him by the radio station he worked for in order to increase the sale of their post-apocalyptic prepper gear. Not too long ago though, he went on Joe Rogan's podcast and Rogan filled him with whiskey and high-powered kind-bud.
Back in the late nineties, Jones made a name for himself espousing Y2K theories and even claims to have predicted 9/11.
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